About mrclaytonwright

Broadcaster, performer and writer.

Unicorn Meat Disco

I recently teamed up with the amazing James Hillard from Horse Meat Disco. Legend!

Horse Meat Disco and Dave The Unicorn


NME Awards

Yep. Hanging out with Ron at the NME Awards.Clayton Wright at the NME Awards with Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood


LGBpresents FLEX


Happy VD.

Once again, Bristol you are a great crowd. Thanks Hoochie Coochie. Dave The Unicorn at Hoochie Coochie Cabaret


LGBpresents FLEX

Little Gay Brother presents FLEX


Bearded Kitten’s – The Story Of Life


The party of a lifetime.

Family Room: ☆ Crazy P DJs ☆ Musical Youth ☆ Benji Boko☆ Clean Bandit ☆ Hosted by Too Many T’s.

Primary School: ☆ Mamiko Motto ☆ Terry Vietheer ☆ Max Sedgley ☆ Blonde Ambition ☆ Terrapin ☆ Ben De Vere ☆ Georgie Rogers all in a massive crèche with ball pool and baby bouncers.

The Office: Interactive performance in The Job Centre, Flirt Factory Telephones, Naughty Photocopier, Beat The Banker and Driving Test.

The Wedding: ☆ Goldierocks ☆ Your Niece ☆ Tim Fanucci make you worship at the alter of disco, then get hitched with shot gun weddings in our chapel. Hosted by Legs Akimbo.

The Retirement Home: ☆ Robin and Partridge (old folks) Bingo ☆ The Twisted Loaf Retirement Home Nurses and FREE SOUP!!!

Funeral Camp with The Secret Garden Party’s ☆ Dank Parish☆.


Bearded Kitten's, The Story Of Life

Check out the Facebook links for more information and tickets. 

Ticket Link: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/208134

Our Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/beardedkitten

The Facebook Event Link: http://www.facebook.com/events/231161673687125/

Our website Link: www.beardedkitten.com

Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/beardedkittens @beardedkittens

Twitter for Pulse Nightclub: @PulseLondon