Bearded Kitten’s – The Story Of Life


The party of a lifetime.

Family Room: ☆ Crazy P DJs ☆ Musical Youth ☆ Benji Boko☆ Clean Bandit ☆ Hosted by Too Many T’s.

Primary School: ☆ Mamiko Motto ☆ Terry Vietheer ☆ Max Sedgley ☆ Blonde Ambition ☆ Terrapin ☆ Ben De Vere ☆ Georgie Rogers all in a massive crèche with ball pool and baby bouncers.

The Office: Interactive performance in The Job Centre, Flirt Factory Telephones, Naughty Photocopier, Beat The Banker and Driving Test.

The Wedding: ☆ Goldierocks ☆ Your Niece ☆ Tim Fanucci make you worship at the alter of disco, then get hitched with shot gun weddings in our chapel. Hosted by Legs Akimbo.

The Retirement Home: ☆ Robin and Partridge (old folks) Bingo ☆ The Twisted Loaf Retirement Home Nurses and FREE SOUP!!!

Funeral Camp with The Secret Garden Party’s ☆ Dank Parish☆.


Bearded Kitten's, The Story Of Life

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Around the World Party

Around The World Party

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome aboard Bearded Kitten Airways. An airline like no other. Please fasten your seat belts because you’re going to be taken Around the World for a party of international proportions.

Passengers will travel at super-sonic speeds to seven different countries: Africa, South America, The Balkans, the USA, Japan, France and Great Britain landing at each destination to sample the best in music and cultural entertainment with headline sets from Kratfy Kuts (Great Britain), Dollar Bill (USA), The Dzebii Allstars (Africa), London School of Samba (South America), Trans-Siberian Marching Band (The Balkans) and Tim Fanucci (France) and Bearded Kitten interactive games such as Last Minute Holiday, Smash and Grab, The Conveyor belt, National Pride, Baggage Swap, Sick Bag and many more….

Bearded Kitten’s ‘Around the World Party’ starts at 21:00, on the 16/03/12 at Pulse London.

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