Bearded Kitten’s – The Story Of Life


The party of a lifetime.

Family Room: ☆ Crazy P DJs ☆ Musical Youth ☆ Benji Boko☆ Clean Bandit ☆ Hosted by Too Many T’s.

Primary School: ☆ Mamiko Motto ☆ Terry Vietheer ☆ Max Sedgley ☆ Blonde Ambition ☆ Terrapin ☆ Ben De Vere ☆ Georgie Rogers all in a massive crèche with ball pool and baby bouncers.

The Office: Interactive performance in The Job Centre, Flirt Factory Telephones, Naughty Photocopier, Beat The Banker and Driving Test.

The Wedding: ☆ Goldierocks ☆ Your Niece ☆ Tim Fanucci make you worship at the alter of disco, then get hitched with shot gun weddings in our chapel. Hosted by Legs Akimbo.

The Retirement Home: ☆ Robin and Partridge (old folks) Bingo ☆ The Twisted Loaf Retirement Home Nurses and FREE SOUP!!!

Funeral Camp with The Secret Garden Party’s ☆ Dank Parish☆.


Bearded Kitten's, The Story Of Life

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Our Twitter: @beardedkittens

Twitter for Pulse Nightclub: @PulseLondon


Super Cool

This happened at London’s biggest night club Pulse with Bearded Kitten. Bearded Kitten



We threw a massive party. This is Secret Garden Party. 


What did you do this summer?

I did this. Watch me and my Kitten brethren smash Secret Garden Party up at our venues The Colosillyum and The Coming Out Bar. Relive the summer. 


Save the unicorns

For every ‘like’ on our Bearded Kitten facebook 1 penny goes to abused unicorns. Bearded Kitten


That’s a wrap

These are the weirdos behind the stages and festivals that have kept thousands of people entertained all summer. These are the Bearded Kittens. This is our summer wrap party. Alas it’s all over till next May but we will do a few massive winter parties so stay in touch and relive the weirdness through our facebook page. Love the Kittens. 

Clayton Wright with Bearded Kitten