Bearded Kitten’s – The Story Of Life


The party of a lifetime.

Family Room: ☆ Crazy P DJs ☆ Musical Youth ☆ Benji Boko☆ Clean Bandit ☆ Hosted by Too Many T’s.

Primary School: ☆ Mamiko Motto ☆ Terry Vietheer ☆ Max Sedgley ☆ Blonde Ambition ☆ Terrapin ☆ Ben De Vere ☆ Georgie Rogers all in a massive crèche with ball pool and baby bouncers.

The Office: Interactive performance in The Job Centre, Flirt Factory Telephones, Naughty Photocopier, Beat The Banker and Driving Test.

The Wedding: ☆ Goldierocks ☆ Your Niece ☆ Tim Fanucci make you worship at the alter of disco, then get hitched with shot gun weddings in our chapel. Hosted by Legs Akimbo.

The Retirement Home: ☆ Robin and Partridge (old folks) Bingo ☆ The Twisted Loaf Retirement Home Nurses and FREE SOUP!!!

Funeral Camp with The Secret Garden Party’s ☆ Dank Parish☆.


Bearded Kitten's, The Story Of Life

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Thanks for flying BK Airlines

        Clayton Wright as Bernice at Bearded Kitten's Around the WorldLost Luggage Lounge at Bearded Kitten's Around the WorldMile High at Bearded Kitten's Around the WorldAirport Security at Bearded Kitten's Around the World

So we did it. We threw an epic party of international proportions that took over 2,300 revelers ‘Around the World’ and finally crash landed in fun town. Bearded Kitten bought festival fun to London’s Pulse Night Club. We built a full airport complete with Airplane, Departure Lounge, Duty Free, Bureau de Change, Mile High Club, Security Check Points and Interrogation Room. I compèred the Lost Luggage Lounge with the comedy duo Robin and Partridge where we played all manner of holiday themed games. Bearded Kitten truly showed everyone why they are the UK Festival Award winners.

Lost Luggage Lounge at Bearded Kitten's Around the World