Bearded Kitten’s – The Story Of Life

★★★★ FULL LINE UP ANNOUNCED ★★★★

The party of a lifetime.

Family Room: ☆ Crazy P DJs ☆ Musical Youth ☆ Benji Boko☆ Clean Bandit ☆ Hosted by Too Many T’s.

Primary School: ☆ Mamiko Motto ☆ Terry Vietheer ☆ Max Sedgley ☆ Blonde Ambition ☆ Terrapin ☆ Ben De Vere ☆ Georgie Rogers all in a massive crèche with ball pool and baby bouncers.

The Office: Interactive performance in The Job Centre, Flirt Factory Telephones, Naughty Photocopier, Beat The Banker and Driving Test.

The Wedding: ☆ Goldierocks ☆ Your Niece ☆ Tim Fanucci make you worship at the alter of disco, then get hitched with shot gun weddings in our chapel. Hosted by Legs Akimbo.

The Retirement Home: ☆ Robin and Partridge (old folks) Bingo ☆ The Twisted Loaf Retirement Home Nurses and FREE SOUP!!!

Funeral Camp with The Secret Garden Party’s ☆ Dank Parish☆.

#TheStoryOfLife

Bearded Kitten's, The Story Of Life

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Ticket Link: http://www.wegottickets.com/event/208134

Our Facebook Page: www.facebook.com/beardedkitten

The Facebook Event Link: http://www.facebook.com/events/231161673687125/

Our website Link: www.beardedkitten.com

Our Twitter: www.twitter.com/beardedkittens @beardedkittens

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Around the World Party

Around The World Party

Ladies and Gentlemen welcome aboard Bearded Kitten Airways. An airline like no other. Please fasten your seat belts because you’re going to be taken Around the World for a party of international proportions.

Passengers will travel at super-sonic speeds to seven different countries: Africa, South America, The Balkans, the USA, Japan, France and Great Britain landing at each destination to sample the best in music and cultural entertainment with headline sets from Kratfy Kuts (Great Britain), Dollar Bill (USA), The Dzebii Allstars (Africa), London School of Samba (South America), Trans-Siberian Marching Band (The Balkans) and Tim Fanucci (France) and Bearded Kitten interactive games such as Last Minute Holiday, Smash and Grab, The Conveyor belt, National Pride, Baggage Swap, Sick Bag and many more….

Bearded Kitten’s ‘Around the World Party’ starts at 21:00, on the 16/03/12 at Pulse London.

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Secret Garden Party 2011

Paint fight at SGP

'The Greatest Show on Earth' posterIt’s taken me all this time since sunny July to finally get the glitter out of my hair and be able to put into words the amazing time I had presenting at Secret Garden Party this summer. It’s always one of my UK festival highlights with lovely hot weather and even hotter people that attend it. 

Clayton Wright and Katy Poulsom from Secret FM

This year SGP decided to take over the airwaves and broadcast 24 hours a day from their very own radio station on-site, Secret FM. We ‘rinsed it out’ from our pink and brown shipping container, complete with all the latest studio equipment and even a sound-proof recording studio. It was a tight squeeze but I managed to get all six members of Skinny Lister, their rum jugs and even their Cello inside it. 

Clayton Wright and the presenters and DJ's of my Secret FM radio show

I had the privilege of presenting two shows a day, that way I made sure everyone within a five mile radius driving to the site, camping and even queuing had a chance to listen to the incredible twaddle I was chatting. We also streamed live through the web, which meant we even picked up fans in Brazil, Ola! As always I was joined by my old friend and presenting partner Katy P from Capital FM and DJ and T.E.E.D dancer Nina Ribena who made sure three was definitely a party. 

Live set at Secret FM

My team presented the very modestly titled ‘The Greatest Show on Earth’, and yes it was everything it set out to be and more. With live acoustic sets, guest DJs, massive tunes and some very odd but truly insightful interviews, which we mixed up with some top notch banter… all together that lot should really pick me up a Sony Award. 

Ian Bruce from The Correspondents performs on the main stageBearded Kitten Girls at Paint FightSunset on the lake at SGPSecret Garden PartyYES, sign on the lake at SGP

We busted a gut and punctured many an eardrum that week. Everyone involved put in long hours to make sure this first year of Secret FM was a success. IT WAS. We had thousands of listeners worldwide, which is a testament to the love people have for this festival. Audio highlights of my show will soon be available here.

I must thank all my guests that joined me behind the decks for a spin, a sing and a chat. You made some incredible listening and at times some incredibly scary listening. Thanks to Ibiza Space resident DJ Tim Fanucci (who saved my bacon many times that weekend), Sunday Best‘s Fear of Theydon and Leeland Crane, Zara from T.E.E.D, Mojo Filter, Penny Lee Brown from Capital FM, Klaus the King of German House, Tribes, Mark Stevenson, The Lovely Eggs, Skinny Lister, David Rodigan, Alabama 3, Mylo, Ngaio Anyia and the man who invented The Veggie Burger for an interesting chinwag. Also a massive thank you to Ben DeVere, Laura Thorn, Count Sizzle and all the radio station crew. Without you we would have been talking to ourselves. See you next year.

Main StageThe floating stage at SGPSecret FM studioSunset by the main stageBlonde performs on the main stageThe Artful Badgers

Photos courtesy of Secret Garden Party photographers Danny North and Andrew Whitton.